I am not talking about the movie of the same title. Not that there is much to talk about, one rather stared open mouthed at the inanely scripted movie's actors (I'm being politically correct and not breaking my back here.)
Scientists have recently confirmed, what has been rumored around for quite a longish bit of time, namely the discovery of a new species of fauna.
It is closely related to a species chiefly found in Australia, though only in the way the name is pronounced. The same scientists confirmed, all other behaviours are distinctly different from the Kangaroo.
"Pray, what are the behaviours of the new species?" asked a young and eager journalist at the hastily convened not so young and eager press conference.
Pat came the answer (no Pat is not the behaviour, oh why digress, let me veer straight to the point).
The species has a certain penchant for crisp pieces of paper, especially those ones imprinted with the images of certain National heroes (the more important the hero, the better). In fact some of the samples of the said species, have displayed a larger penchant for crisp pieces of paper, with the images of certain National heroes of other nations (the more important the hero, the better). They even go to the extent of demanding these from their human visitors.
Oh, I have not divulged the name of this oh so interesting species having such oh so interesting behaviours.
It is called "Bangaru".
Scientists have recently confirmed, what has been rumored around for quite a longish bit of time, namely the discovery of a new species of fauna.
It is closely related to a species chiefly found in Australia, though only in the way the name is pronounced. The same scientists confirmed, all other behaviours are distinctly different from the Kangaroo.
"Pray, what are the behaviours of the new species?" asked a young and eager journalist at the hastily convened not so young and eager press conference.
Pat came the answer (no Pat is not the behaviour, oh why digress, let me veer straight to the point).
The species has a certain penchant for crisp pieces of paper, especially those ones imprinted with the images of certain National heroes (the more important the hero, the better). In fact some of the samples of the said species, have displayed a larger penchant for crisp pieces of paper, with the images of certain National heroes of other nations (the more important the hero, the better). They even go to the extent of demanding these from their human visitors.
Oh, I have not divulged the name of this oh so interesting species having such oh so interesting behaviours.
It is called "Bangaru".
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